The Bugs Bunny\Road-Runner Movie Page #3

- Yes, sir, your heroship, sir.

Got the drop on you

with my disintegrating pistol.

And, brother,

when it disintegrates, it disintegrates.

What do you know? It disintegrated.

Happy birthday,

you thing from another world, you.

Thank you!

Well, I guess he's had enough.

I'll send him an ultimatum.

I'll see what the little stinker

is up to on my supervideo-detecto set.

That's the last straw!

Now, I use my secret weapon!

As I was saying, buster...

...this planet ain't big enough

for the two of us.

So, off you go!

And now this planet is

hereby claimed for the Earth...

...in the name of Duck Dodgers...

...in the 24th and a half century!

Big deal.

I don't remember just how

Daffy got down from Planet X.

Maybe they had to shoot him down.

But, anyway, he's back at his old stand...

...as the Errol Flynn of Duckdom.

I remember well the first time

he tried to sell himself...

...as the logical successor to Errol.

Join up with me, so joyous and free...

And away to old Sherwood hie...

For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good...

At avoiding the sheriff's eye...

So we'll trip along merrily...

Over the greensward so gracefully...

To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it...

Trip it up and down...

To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it...

Trip it! Whoops!

So trip it up and down...

I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat Friar.

With my trusty quarterstaff!

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter

quarterstaff.

But I'm not telling him that.

Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!

Thrust!

Let's see, now. Something amiss here.

I'll run through it.

Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!

Thrust!

Got it.

Now, then.

Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!

Knock it off.

How jolly can you get?

Prithee, old traveling clown...

...coulds't thou directest me

to Robin Hood's hideout?

I woulds't fain join me up

with his band of jolly outlaws.

Look no further, good Friar,

for I am he for whoms't thou seekest.

I am Robin Hood!

Cut it out. I'm serious.

If you don't know where he is, just say so.

But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood!

Sure, you are.

Look, give me a chance, can't you?

I'll prove I'm Robin Hood.

See yon rich, unwary traveler?

I'll rob him of his gold

and give it to some poor unworthy slob.

That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Prithee?

Now, then, fatso...

...watch as I put a cloth yard shaft

through his wishbone.

I'm watching, jester.

Why, I don't know

how I could have doubted you.

Shall we spend the gold all in one place?

Ho-ho. Very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh.

Yoicks and away!

Why, you...

Now, then, yoicks and away!

Now...

I'm sorry, but I can't join you.

I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood.

Never mind joining me. I'll join you.

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